kids say the funniest things

oh my goodness, my boys sure do crack me up!

here are just a few things they have said or done over the past  year to make us laugh. some days if you don't laugh about the crazy stuff they say and do, you'll cry. so why not laugh? 

BOYS....got to love them!

hunter {5 years old}  noticed the other day that he was getting hair on his legs. 

hunter: mom, look at this hair on my legs!

me: yep, you do have hair on your legs. do you see hair on your arms too?

hunter: ya.

me: well, some day your legs will get even more hair, so will your arms, you will grow a mustache and some day you will even get hair on your little nutsies {why not just put it all out there at a young age, haha}

h: ewwwwww mom......i don't want to get a mustache. that is gross to have hair on your face.

{shawn and i were laughing so hard that he overlooked that he will get hair you know where}

carter {4 years old}is such a sweetheart and has bad dreams occasionally. we pray every night and always tell him that Jesus will always be there to watch over him and protect him and that he lives in his heart. he woke up one morning and said this: mommy, last night when i was sleeping a lion came in my room!! i didn't want him to get me so Jesus jumped out of my heart and got him! then i said "thank you Jesus!"

carter:mommy, when i was in your belly, did i wear floaties?

my brother micah stopped over the other night, and on his way out the door he looked over at all the kids and said to shawn "can you believe these four kids are yours? 

hunter: we are not all his!
shawn: which one of you isn't mine? :) 

hunter: mom, i'm tired of having 4 kids! i have to do everything around here!

the kids and i were watching toy story 3 and i told them i will miss them and probably cry when they go to college!

carter: but why mom? boys don't go to college! girls do! girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider!

me:hunter, you start school back tomorrow!  {after a snow break}

hunter: i know, but i don't want to go back.

me: you have to buddy! you need to go to school to learn things for when you grow up and become an adult!

hunter: i know what adults do.... they do hair, work on a computer, talk on the phone and get vasectomys. is that how you say it? a vasectomy?

we were on vacation walking out of ron jon and there were two people smoking:
me: hunter and carter, never ever smoke! it is so bad for your body!
hunter: mom, you always tell me that! you told me 3 months ago!
me: i know, i just  never want you to!
hunter: have you ever seen me smoke mom?
me: no!
hunter: then you can stop telling me not to smoke!



you know you are desperate for a shower when your hubby gives you the night off to go 
shopping and you decide to shower instead! shawn told me to lock the door so the kids would leave me alone, but then i hear:
carter: mommy, what are you doing?
hunter: carter, leave mommy alone! she is taking a shower! hey mom, the door is locked!
me: i know!
hunter: but why? can you see my fingers under the door? 



we were talking about milk and cows when hunter says:
how do you get milk out of cows? from those little wieners on their belly?



 i have to end this post with this. i mean there are no words for what i thought when i got the first picture while out to eat with my friends.
hunter shaved a strip of hair down carter's head while he was sitting on the potty! there was no way to fix this besides shaving the rest!